Homosexuals Queer the Census
A few radical homosexuals are upset that the U.S. Census is not interested in knowing their sexual orientation. So they’ve developed a pink sticker for gays to put on their census form. The sticker reads: “ATTN: U.S. Census Bureau. It’s time to count everyone! Are you (please check all that apply): Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, or A Straight Ally.” Sponsored by the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, QueerTheCensus.org says, “We’re here. We’re queer. And we want you to ask us about it.”